Have you ever thought of what Heaven and Hell would be like? I’m not really a religious person, but I’d like to think that there has to be a raison d’être, and life is test for something greater. I’d like to think that in Heaven, you get to dictate everything that happens around you and it would be exactly what you want. You wake up no earlier than 1 pm everyday, you’re the perfect amount of drunk, hot girls hit on you and tell you how good you are at Super Mario 3, diarrhoea doesn’t even exist, etc. In Hell however, well it would be the opposite. Everything you didn’t want to happen would happen. Hitler, for example is in Hell right now, and he’s probably trapped in the Jewish theme park, being forced to ride the dreidel ride over and over. There’s a Bar Mitzvah every day and he has to lift the chair by himself.
Heaven and Hell
