Beard Jokes
Beards. Some people can grow them, most people shouldn’t. If growing idiotic beards gave you magic powers, Nick would be David fuckin Copperfield. Last week, I tried to write a beard joke on his wall everyday but I got lazy and unoriginal near the end so I only came up with 4. If you see him, make sure to tell him how hilarious he looks. I wanted to do a Taliban one, but Knocked Up had a good one : “Was it hard joining the Taliban as a white guy? I mean, do you get really pissed when you see a woman driving a car?” Here’s the bulk of the beard jokes.
The link in one of them went to a picture of Barry Gibb of the Bee Gees
