Hey! Here’s a pic of me and the gang in Mexico on some kind of train, or something. I don’t remember what we were doing there but I definitely remember there was some kind of yellow ladder in the way, and… a wooden window in the background… I’m also obviously looking at something wayyy more interesting. Looking at the camera during a photo op is totally uncool anyways.
Yeah, alright, I photoshopped myself into this picture. To the untrained eye, it’s pretty convincing that I was for sure in this pic, but to a real photoshop pro it looks like I made a finger-painting with my knuckles. I think I’m decent at Photoshop. I mean, I know how to use most of the tools.
Take this next picture of me punching Matthew Mcconaughey for example :
Yeah, don’t worry, I told Alanis Morisette to look away before I pummeled him, which as you can tell, she reluctantly agreed to do. I frickin’ hate Mcconaughey! After what I did to him, let’s just say that he was not “alright, alright, alright.” (note how no one is looking at the camera. See? All of us A-list celebs know what’s goin’ on.)
So this photoshop wasn’t bad. You have to really take into consideration there was another girl in this photo :
I’m like Houdini at this. She’s totally gone from the picture. Not like she mattered anyways!
