Hickory Sticks
I was hungry today, and I went to the vending machine. I’ll tell you what I didn’t buy.
Hickory sticks.
Hickory sticks are just crumbs in a bag! Probably the biggest snack scam ever. They’re like like regular chips, but smashed up and harder to eat. You can’t eat them one at a time, fuck that. You have to take handfuls of that junk, and you know they’re going everywhere, that or you can pour the bag onto your face, hoping to get some in your mouth. Nice try, Hostess. Packaging bottom of the barrel crumbs and covering them in… hickory? You can’t fool this snack enthusiast.
