This is my first blog post ever! I don’t even like the word blog. I feel dirty just saying it, well typing it, I guess. Whoever thought of that word needs a punch in the throat. Okay, maybe not that severe, but you get the idea. It’s a stupid word.
Well anyways, I had to work today. I work in a Vietnamese restaurant as a server. It’s an ok job. It’s the kind of job where you have to deal with people all the time and I get the weirdest customers sometimes, too many to remember. Like today for instance, I had to serve a lady that smelled like a hamster cage. There’s nothing more to the story, the bitch straight up smelled like a hamster. Every time I walked by her table, I felt like I just suddenly stepped into Petsmart or something. I wanted to ask her “can i get you some more water? maybe in an upside down bottle with a metal straw sticking out of it?” or “how’s the mix of individual corn and sunflower seeds? were there enough pellets for you?”
I don’t know what else to say. that was pretty much my day. How do you end a blog? I’ll just stop typing. Right now.
