Giving someone directions in 1999:
“Ok, so go on Macleod and go straight for 10 minutes, when you get to the 7-11 turn right. Look for the giant tree beside the lumber yard and turn left, take your first right,then left, then right again, hit up„up, down,down, left, right,left,right, B,A, select,start. You should be on a one way street now going the wrong way, don’t worry about it. Keep going for 4 intersections and you should see a yellow hummer illegally parked, turn into the alley next to it. At the end of the alley turn left and you should be on my street. You should see a yellow house with all of its lights on. That’s not my house, my house is the white house with no numbers on it 9 houses down.
Giving someone directions in 2009:
“Here’s my address. Look it up on Google Maps.”
