October 2009
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Halloween sidenote
The episode of The Office today made me realize something. It sucks that the new standard for vampire costumes for kids will look like something like this guy:
Steven Seagal Runs Like a Girl
…Still a badass
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You Can Call Me Sherlock Holmes
A suspiciously young looking guy tries to order a beer at a Vietnamese restaurant. I, a ravishingly handsome man, am working that fateful afternoon.
Me: Hi, can I start you off with anything to drink?
Guy: Yeah, can I get a beer?
Classic rookie mistake. Just order the beer instead of asking for a beer first. I let it slide for now.
Me : …Uh yeah, what can I get you?
Guy: Can I get...
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Balloon Boy's Parents Inspire Me to Give My Kids...
I don’t really want to get into how messed up these parents are for attempting to prove to the world that they are the worst parents ever by losing their kid in a home made weather balloon. In reality, they showed that they are probably even worse parents by lying to the entire world about it to get famous.
Mission accomplished?
Let’s not gloss over the fact that their...
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The Axe Chocalate Commercial scares me
This commercial has been on for some time now, and still every time I see it, it freaks the shit out of me. I hate it. I hate the guy’s creepy smile. Like when he violently breaks his nose off and put’s it in the chicks’ ice cream and he’s still smiling about it? Or when when his arm gets ripped off by that crazy bitch in the passenger seat of the moving car and he...
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