January 2009
4 posts
Giant squid with elbows.
I know I’ve shown this to everyone already, but it still creeps the fuck out of me, so here it is again. Here’s a video of an alien looking, giant squid with elbows sighted at a deep sea Shell Oil drilling site 4000 ft. below sea level. Jesus, it’s looking at me. I think it’s reading my thoughts! Like seriously, this is 4000 ft underwater at an oil drilling site, and...
Jan 27th
Jan 22nd
Man Sells Daughter for Beer and Meat
GREENFIELD, Calif. (AP) - Police have arrested a Greenfield man for allegedly arranging to sell his 14-year-old daughter into marriage in exchange for $16,000, 100 cases of beer and several cases of meat. I’m not very good at numbers but I’m fairly sure 16 000$, 100 cases of beer and several cases of meat is an accurate value for a 14 year old bride.
Jan 14th
Porn bailout
Larry flynt and Joe Francis ask Congress for 5 billion dollar bailout. Ha! That tickles me.  What is this about 5 billion dollars? We’re talking about the guy that run Girls Gone Wild here. Don’t tell me the cost of a decent handheld camera and neckfull of Mardi Gras beads costs 5 billion dollars. The porn industry isn’t failing because the economy is low. The porn industry is...
Jan 9th