December 2008
9 posts
Japanese Bug Fights.com
If a praying mantis fought a Asian Giant Hornet, what would win? What about a scorpion versus a centipede? What about if told you that there was a place where you could watch organized bug fights AND they had ridiculous Japanese people calling the fights. Yeah, try to keep it in your pants, but here’s a taste:
Watch all 30 bug fights (I know I did) at Japanesebugfights.com
Between Two Ferns. Zach Galifianakis Interviews...
I’m a big Galifianakis fan. I laughed my ass off. Maybe you will too.
I really should be studying.
Sean Avery will not rejoin Stars
The Dallas Stars today announced that Sean Avery will not return to the NHL team.
- DallasStars.com
What a douchebag. Can you imagine ruining your career over a stupid comment you made out of bitterness? The guy was mad that he wasn’t banging Elisha Cuthbert anymore, and he felt like the whole world needed to know what a shallow, jealous prick he is. “I’m Sean Avery, people...
WTF Of The Day →
Seriously. What. The. Fuck (Found by Mark)
Best / most disturbing comment:
“After buying this book, I decided that I need way more semen than I could possibly produce myself, so I purchased some from Prairie State Semen. It’s from one of their award-winning Chester pigs. His name is “Vendetta” - here’s a picture of him: http://shrunklink.com/bifc (you can see why I...
The Magic School Bus Abortion →
For all you hardcore MSB fans this should bring you back.
Why Hockey Is Awesome
Jonathan Toews and Patrick Kane All Star Campaign.
And Finally, Brian Campbell’s Ad Campaign.
I think that this is the best way for the NHL to get recognized. If they’re losing money, which I’m sure they are (take a look at 80% of arenas in the U.S, none of them are even half full) and want to get people in arenas watching games, they need to market their players...
Coldplay sued by Joe Satriani
BBC News - Joe Satriani claims the band’s song Viva La Vida uses one of his riffs. In court papers filed in Los Angeles on Thursday, he said the song used “substantial original portions” of his 2004 instrumental If I Could Fly.Satriani, 52, wants a jury trial and is seeking damages and “any and all profits” for the alleged plagiarism.
You be the judge - Here’s...
Lil Wayne
I always wanted to be like lil Wayne but never knew how. Now for the low low price of .99 cents I can learn how to be like Weezy right on my iPhone!
Apparently, according to this app, all it takes to be like Weezy is to put on oversized sunglasses, dreads, Grillz, and jail tats on your face. Thanks, but no thanks. I’ll waste my money elsewhere.
The politically correct part of me wants to say...
Get your advent calendars out and bust off a chunk. Dust off your Boney M and Nsync christmas albums, rewind your Home Alone 2 VHS, and get ready to spread Christmas cheer for all to hear. Say whaat? It’s December mutha truckas. Christmas is coming! Presents, Jesus, Santa, all that shit. It puts me in such a holly jolly mood. I feel like building a snowman and pretending that he’s Parson Brown. I...