November 2008
9 posts
Random Youtube Video #12
Ummmmmm what? I think I could stack 10 max. You could play Jenga on this guy’s head.
Today At Work...
I got a 100% tip from a customer. The bill came out to 24.99 and they left 50$ in cash. That is insane in the membraaane.
Improbable reasons for this?
1. They could have been dope dealers who just got back from a lucrative deal.
2. They could have been billionaires.
3. There exists a race of some kind of anti-Asian that actually tips unusually well.
Probable reasons?
1. I could possibly be...
Random Youtube Video #11
Here’s one about a bullshit martial arts master who takes on a real MMA fighter with his magic powers.
FOX cancels MadTV and King of the Hill
Wow, fucking FINALLY. A couple of second class shows on a second class network getting canned. In 14 years, MadTV hasn’t ever been even close to funny with the exception of maybe a handful of sketches. Their business plan was to create recurring characters and input them into everyday situations to see what would happen. Ooh how zany! The black Ebonics lady is buying a purse! Unfortunately...
Cremation
I think when I die, I would want to be buried. The ONLY way I would ever be even close to being cremated would be the way turkeys are cooked. I would want to be broiled in delicious juices and fed to an animal far more superior than me.
President Bush - Pretty chill dude, worst...
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The Laptop Situation
Ok, before I begin, I would like to state that I will try to be as courteous as possible throughout this story. I don’t like to swear a lot and I think that overusing swears lessens the appeal of the story. As a result I’ll keep most of the swears out but I’ll give you this nice legend to help express how I felt during my customer service experience with Hewlett Packard. So when you see the...
Election Day U.S.A
This is it. Who’s excited? Are you excited? I’m a little excited. Facebook status (stati?) of literally everybody are praising Obama. It’s unprecedented. Mostly because facebook is pretty new. No one is sharing the love with McCain however, because let’s face it, he’s not gonna win. Even he knows he’s not gonna win. The guy went on SNL for god’s sake....